DoomGear Armor industries:
VonDoom is currently lvl 19 outfitter.
Remember to get your officially licensed DOOM gear direct from VonDoom himself.
Rember our motto:
“Doom Mart, where the Wallet stops, you can leave but the wallet stays. Step away nice and slowly, Hands were I can see them.”
You break it you buy it!, You touch it you buy it!
Disclaimer:
100's of gnomes
, Halflings
and kittens
were indeed harmed in the production of this commercial.
Doom Gear is not for the faint of heart.
9.5 out of 10 Freeport Guards agree that DoomGear gives them the edge they need to kill more noobs faster. All Doom Gear has been found to increase hatred to all by a factor of 10
. Now get out there and kill some gnomes
..... errrr Mobs.